How what you don't know, can't hurt you

Although my main residence is in my imagination, I have been spotted on Conformity, NY, a suburban choke-hold about 4o minutes from NYC.  Up until a few weeks ago, I assumed I was the lone Sherman Colins Lifestyle brand ambassador in my area code. Until this young man appeared.

Having been shot down by my high school chemistry teacher, I was not even offered the option of walking into a physics class. But who  knows what might have been if I were exposed to some creative teaching: